Disclaimers, Consumer Warning and Advice

For your safe enjoyment of Herb and Andy's Musical Mayhem please read carefully.


Disclaimers

  • Show may not appear as funny as expected, including not at all
  • Musical and/or other performances may not deliver on cost for ticket.
  • Performers may appear less appealing in person, including not at all.
  • Amounts of  Music, Mayhem, Herb and/or Andy varies from show to show, including none.


Warnings

  • Contraptions used in show may not be safe. Exercise caution when choosing a seat.
  • Do not follow advice given by Herb and/or Andy
  • Do not eat or drink items offered by Herb and/or Andy
  • Side-effects may include loss of hearing, sight, temporary (and in rare cases permanent) brain damage and depression (see post attendance side effects)


Advice

  • Expectations and/or hopes should be kept to the bare minimum.
  • Preparing for disappointment prior to attendance is strongly recommended.
  • Show features excessive and irresponsible use of confetti and/or similar material. Patrons are advised to dress appropriately.
  • Do not try to feed Herb and/or Andy!



Post attendance emotional impact warnings

  • After a short period of relief some patrons may notice feelings of severe disapointment and/or anger
  • Loss of trust in mankind; depression
  • Inability to perform sexually ('Whiskey Dick')
  • General frustration
  • Sickness;


Conditions of entry


All sales are final. Tickets are non-refundable. Herb and Andy are not reliable and/or liable for anything at all anywhere ever.


By attending you agree to conduct in compliance with Herb and Andy's Musical Mayhem's (recently upgraded) occupational health, safety and security guidelines and procedures. To receive a copy of Herb and Andy's Musical Mayhem's occupational health, safety and security guidelines and procedures please contact Charlie Charleston, Herb and Andy's Musical Mayhem's representative at Monkey Business Management & CO.con.ut.



Herb and Andy's Musical Mayhem is proudly and exclusively represented by Monkey Business Management & Co.con.ut.